3. Perom's Essays

Perom's Essays

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    Here will be a bunch of essays from Perom.

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    Un-Official Essi Unit Guidelines

    1. Do not obey orders from bards. Especially those with red hair.
    2. If you bring pies to the headquarters, make sure to leave a piece for Lt. Inspector Essi.
    3. Cessation of evil is required.
    4. Treat co-workers with respect.
    5. If you at any point, encounter Nancy Essi, do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES seduce her.
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    Reasons why streaking should be banned in Peltarch.

    1. It ruins the public morale. People will no longer feel happy when everyun is flappin' their dingerdongers about.

    2. It's damn cold. As a good friend of mine pointed out, people might wear clothes anyway, since Peltarch is cold. This means, by banning streaking, the people will be protected from the cold harsh weather.

    3. People won't be distracted by naked people. Everyun needs ta be able to focus on their jobs, and not have lewd nudists runnin' about.

    4. The preverts would be happy if it was allowed. Nobody likes when preverts are happy.

    Lt. Inspector Essi